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Woman Wanted For
Murder Escapes 15 Year Sentence By Discovering How
To Keep A Bonsai Tree Alive & Well...In Just 7
Simple Steps!
Now You Can Learn Her Secrets And Avoid The
Shame Of Becoming A Bonsai Tree Murderer Too!
Okay,
you may think that was a bit of a dramatic
statement, but it's very true! I was, rightly,
accused of being a bonsai murderer by my family and
friends and feared, (at least symbolically), that my
marriage may be doomed as a sentence for my crime.
Let me explain...
Hi
I'm Christine Taylor.
I was given my very
first Bonsai tree as a gift from my wonderful
husband, Max. It was for our first wedding
anniversary and he presented me with the most
beautiful Japanese Green Maple and it had a card
attached that read...
To my dearest Christine,
This small tree is a symbol of our marriage. As
it continues to grow and flourish with nurturing and
care, we will continue to shape and mould it
throughout the years, to make it even more beautiful
than it already is today. (Apparently they live a
long time).
All my love
Max
I know that may seem a
little cheesy to some of you, but I thought it was
the most beautiful and thoughtful gift I had ever
received! (Isn't he a sweetheart?!)
However, as beautiful
as it was, on the inside, I was freaking out! Here I
was, charged with the care of a not only, gorgeous,
but very symbolic gift and I didn't have the
slightest idea of how to look after a Bonsai tree!
I mean come
on...who hasn't heard of someone having a bonsai
tree and killing it within a few weeks?! And I
have the brownest of thumbs to start with!!
At
first it seemed to be going along okay. It still had
all its leaves and they were green and I was very
happy with my efforts.
There
really wasn't much in the way of bonsai information back
then, not in an easy to understand format for a
beginner anyway, so I mostly had to rely on
'trial and error'.
Well
I'm afraid 'error' was how this story ended. I'm
ashamed to admit that, as time went by my lack of
knowledge and effort soon began to take it's toll
and my beautiful little Bonsai tree began to suffer.
Long story short, within weeks, my bonsai tree
was dead!
My
husband had spent $68.95 on that tree!
It was meant to symbolise our marriage
and I
had neglected it and ultimately killed it! I was
a bonsai tree murderer!
That
was 15 years ago and I'm happy to report that I
managed to avoid a sentence of marriage doom when
our 'symbolic' bonsai tree died. Luckily, Max
is a very understanding guy:-)
I'm
also happy to report that I managed to avoid
becoming a 'serial killer', as, the tree I
bought him to replace our 'anniversary' tree (for
about half that price, in case I screwed it up
again!) is also alive and well and stronger and more
beautiful than ever!
The
reason for sharing my story with you today, is so
that you can see that we all have to start at the
beginning, but more importantly, it is so that you
can see why I decided to write this guide.
I'd
like to save you from having to go through the
'trial and error' that I did to learn the art of
Bonsai gardening, and help you to learn the simple
steps that can mean the difference between your new
Bonsai tree growing and flourishing or wilting and
dying.
I
want to assure you that, you don't necessarily need
to be a Bonsai master just to keep your new tree
alive and well.
Now
these days, as you know, we have a wealth of
information at our fingertips via the internet,
which is great! But you know what? Even that comes
with its own set of problems...
The
thing is, sometimes there is too much information
on the net and it can be very misleading. Other
bonsai books want you to become a Bonsai master from the
word go. Add to that, the fact that most of us
are so much more 'pressed for time' these days, and
you may not be any better off!
I
mean, really, think about it...someone just gave you
(or maybe you got it yourself) a Bonsai tree. That's
great...so now what? Spend countless hours surfing
the net looking for whatever bonsai information you can find, only
to realise after a while that so much of it is
conflicting and you're none the wiser?
Well,
like I said, I'm Christine Taylor. I've been where
you are. And I have the answers you need! Right
here in front of you, all your questions about how
to look after a bonsai tree, answered in the next
five minutes, if you want!
Introducing...

Bonsai
gardening should not have to freak anyone out. It is
one of the most rewarding and relaxing pastimes that
anyone could undertake. And in the times we live
in, relaxation is a much sort after commodity...I
think that's why so many people have discovered
Bonsai.
So,
you're getting my drift here aren't you?
This
book is a step by step, 'bonsai for beginners' guide, that will
tell you the key basics that you need to know in
order to be able to keep your new Bonsai tree
alive
and well,
so
that you too can discover the soothing effects of
owning a Bonsai...probably the reason you were given
the gift in the first place!
What This Book Is Not...
It's
not a picture book of the many different species of
trees (although it will show where to find some).
It's
not a book that covers the many categories and sub-
categories of Bonsai styles and how to achieve and
maintain them
And
it's not an advanced reference to the refinement
skills necessary to make your tree 'show ready'.
What This Book Is...
Is
a step by step beginners guide to the absolute
basics that you must know in order to keep your
Bonsai tree alive and healthy
It
focuses soley on the 7 important areas that are key
to the survival of the tree.
And
it arms you with the knowledge on which to build a
foundation for the future if you find that you would
like to learn the more advanced art of being a
Bonsai master.
I am a
Bonsai tree lover, not a scientist, so
you
won't have to decipher any jargon,
I speak plain English!
You
won't have to worry about wading through pages and
pages of irrelevant information that's just there to
make the book seem bigger. This is a
beginners, bonsai guide...it's not meant to be big
and take a week to read...you can have everything
you need to know right away.
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'my
bonsai tree is thriving'
Thankyou
Christine! My bonsai tree is thriving and I'm
even thinking of buying a second one thanks to
you. All my questions were answered so simply
and I love how, when I have a question related
to, say watering, I can go straight to that
section and easily find the answer in plain
english. Fantastic. Two 'green' thumbs up to
you!!
Gabby Mounfield
- Australia
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Here are some of the things you'll learn in
“Help! Someone Just Gave Me A
Bonsai Tree!!”....
The
two basic types of Bonsai trees
Where
you should place your Bonsai tree to keep it as
healthy as possible
The
most important aspect of Bonsai gardening
How
to test if your Bonsai tree needs watering and how
often you should water it?
When
is the best time to water and how much water does
the tree need?
What
happens if you give it too much water and how to fix
it
The
type of soil a Bonsai tree needs, how it's different
from ordinary plants and why it's crucial that it
consists of these different materials
What
to 'feed' your tree, how often to feed it and what
elements must be in the fertilizer you use
What
is dormancy? Why is it important, and how can you
help to protect your tree from the cold of the
winter months?
Repotting
your tree, why to do it, when to do it and how to do
it
The
key to keeping your Bonsai tree to miniature
proportions
The
what, when, why and how to's of bonsai pruning, trimming
and pinching
Common
pests and diseases that can harm your Bonsai tree
and how to get rid of them...there's a natural way
that may surprise you!
The
use of wiring to stabilise your tree and begin to
influence the direction of its growth. ( Learning
how to do this is one of your first steps to
becoming a Bonsai artist....if you want to)
A
glimpse of the advanced skills that you may want to
develop further beyond simply keeping your tree
alive....trust me you'll want to once you're hooked!
These
are the, bonsai tree, basics you need to know right off the
bat...and that's it!
No
information overload or putting aside a week to read
an encyclopaedia of unnecessary bonsai help topics.
Do
YOU think you're ready for that yet? Your tree
could be dead by the time you get through it!
You
will...
Know
the calming effects of tending to your Bonsai tree
and how it can give you some relaxing time out
Greatly
increase your chances of getting it right the first
time and saving yourself the embarrassment and
possible extra expense of admitting that you killed
your 'gift' and replacing it like I had to!
Feel
the great satisfaction of knowing that you are
directly responsible for successfully maintaining
the health and beauty of such a wonderful piece of
nature
Avoid
the hassle and heartache of having to go through the
trial and error approach to properly care for your
bonsai tree
Learn
how to keep your tree alive and guide its growth so
that you may be able to further develop your skills
in this ancient art if you find you enjoy this
peaceful pursuit
Imagine being able to proudly tell the friend that
gave you your Bonsai tree that it is alive and well.
Better still, imagine being able to honestly
thank them for introducing you to such a rewarding
and satisfying pursuit!
Well,
I don't think I can make it any clearer...
If
you've just acquired a Bonsai tree and you're a bit
stumped (pardon the pun. ;-)
If
you want to know right now how to keep it alive.
And
if you're not quite ready to dive in head first and
become a Bonsai master
You need:

Yes
Chris, let me grab a copy of your step by step guide
that will help me keep my Bonsai tree alive, right
now... even if it's 2am!
It
just occurred to me...you might be new to the
internet and a bit worried about making a purchase.
Trust me I get that!
That's
why I am happy to announce that I have put this
ebook in the hands of true professionals.
Clickbank are a
trusted online retailer specializing in digitally
delivered products and we've got you covered.
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That's
right...
100% 56 Day Money Back Guarantee!
If you're not satisfied that you've learnt the
basics of Bonsai Gardening and how to keep
your tree alive, I'll give you your money
back... no questions asked! I want to be sure
that you find this a hassle free experience,
so I'm willing to take all of the risk!
And...You can keep the book and the bonus
report!! I don't think I can be any fairer
than that!
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You
see, I like to believe that honesty is still a
virtue of the majority of people. And I know that
you will find this ebook more than helpful in
setting you on the right track of caring for your
new Bonsai tree.
Now,
like I said, this book is, for anyone who might not
be familiar with the concept, an ebook.
Unlike many bonsai books, it's
not a physical book that you have to wait for in the
mail for 2 weeks and there's no shipping
costs...yeah!
You
simply make your purchase through clickbank and you
will be directed to a page where you just
download the file onto your desktop and viola...open
the book and read away...even if you're a night
owl like me and buy things in the smallest hours of
the morning.
Just so you know what to expect
when you click on the 'BUY NOW CLICKBANK' button, I
have included a snapshot of what the Clickbank order
form will look like.

Sorry it's a little fuzzy, but
at least you will know what to expect and that you
are in the right place! Notice also that you will
be given the option to pay with paypal too, if
you're more comfortable and familiar with that.
(NB: Clickbank
change their order forms from time to time, don't be
alarmed if it is not exactly like this one. It will
be similar, with the name of the book at the top,
fields for details on the left and the paypal option
on the right.)
Oh, hang on, I almost forgot!
I
have something else for you, to 'sweeten the deal',
as they say...
I'm not going to tell you that this is for a limited
time, or any other marketing ploy...
A)
I'm a Bonsai enthusiast and
B) The only thing with potentially limited time here
is your Bonsai tree!
I would think that is motivation enough to grab a
copy of this book...but I digress...
Get
Your Copy Of
Help!! Someone Just Gave Me A Bonsai Tree!!
here today....
...and
I will throw in my bonus report:

(A $14.95
Value)
Indoor Bonsai gardening is a hotly debated topic
and one that I didn't consider for this 'beginner's
bonsai guide' because, to be really honest, it's not as
easy as keeping the tree in its natural
environment.
But it
occurred to me that many people are curious to know
about keeping their Bonsai trees indoors, so I
thought that you might want a bit of a 'heads up' on
what it takes if you ever do want to give it a try,
down the track.
Here's What You'll learn...
The
3 most important aspects of caring for your Bonsai
tree indoors, get these wrong and your tree will
surely perish!
The
best type of tree to keep indoors
What
you need to consider when deciding where to place
your tree
An
extra cost you may not have thought of and some
other little hassles unique to indoor bonsai
gardening...(I'm not going to lie to you, it takes a
bit more TLC)
How
to mimic some of the qualities of the outdoor
environment that are essential for the good health
of your tree indoors
Keeping
your tree 'clean' and extra 'pest patrols'
'Bringing
on' dormancy for temperate trees indoors
Ok
Chris, I've heard enough let me get my copy!
So, I
guess the only thing left to tell you, is what
it's going to cost to get all of this excellent,
(if I do say so myself):-) bonsai information into your
hands right away?
Let me
tell you this, that first Bonsai tree that my
husband bought me, cost him $68.95 and that was 15
years ago. Because I didn't know how to care for it
properly, I had to turn around and spend another $30
to 'replace' the tree.
And
then around $60 on top of that to purchase a couple
of very involved and advanced bonsai books (full of a lot
of mumbo jumbo) to help me try to learn what I
needed to know just to keep my second tree alive.
I want
to spare you the expense of wasting so much money
and the hassle and pain of trial and error. So you
will not
have to part with $160
odd bucks!
I want
you to take your time to decide later on, if you
want the books that teach the more advanced methods
of the art of Bonsai so
I'm not even going
to charge you ($80)
half of that!
I have
deliberately kept this book short, sweet and to the
point, with no useless filler, so that you can get
it right the first time .
Don't even pay
$40...(or
$30 for that matter!) Keep the extra money
'up your sleeve' for learning more advanced
techniques when you're ready for it.
You
see, what I'm offering is simple bonsai help.
I want you to educate yourself and
learn just what you need to know to keep your Bonsai
tree alive and well. So based on that fact
I will only be
charging
$27.
That's it. Not much
when you think of the time, money and heartache it
could cost you to try and find this information
elsewhere or worse, try and go the, 'trial and
error' path, like I did. That's not fun and I don't
recommend it.
Yes, I
hear what you're saying, there's always an element
of trial and error and a bit of a learning curve
when you're trying new things, and this will be no
different.
But...
Bonsai gardening is supposed to be a relaxing
pastime and if you can have the basic fundamentals
right in front of you from the word go for less than
a night at the movies for two, don't you think it
would be worth it?
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'my first ebook
purchase was much easier than I expected'
Just wanted to
drop you a line to say thanks. I have to
admit that I was a bit nervous about buying
something from the internet. However I'm
happy to say that my first ebook purchase was
much easier than I expected it to be... and to
have it on my computer straight away was
great! The book has been very helpful and the
whole process from buying, to reading, to
implementing has been so simple. Thanks
again.
Justin Sparks -
UK
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Tell You What....
This is my first book and I intend to write more, (I
could rave on about Bonsai gardening for far longer
than you're probably prepared to listen!)
And, well, I've put a bit of
time into this and I want to make sure that many
people get to read what I have written! So, what
I've decided to do, is offer the
first 100 people who
decide to purchase
"Help!! Someone Just Gave Me A Bonsai Tree!!
the chance to own the ebook...(and the bonus report,
Indoor Bonsai Gardening: Can I
Or Can't I? valued at $14.95) for
the introductory price of....$17.
That's $41.95 worth of
information for a fraction of the already minimal
cost! Add into that the usual costs of shipping,
you'd be looking at over $50! But you will still
receive all that value today and save over
$30!
Remember though, it's only
for the first 100 people. If you go to the order
page after the first one hundred copies are sold you
will find the cost to be $27...still great value,
but everybody loves a bargain right?!
Ok,
enough from me. I've told you all I can to help you
make your decision.
If
you'd like to grab your copy of
“Help!! Someone Just Gave Me A
Bonsai Tree!!”
And
collect your free bonus report,
Indoor Bonsai Gardening: Can I Or Can't I?
Just click on the 'BUY NOW CLICKBANK' button below,
follow the directions and you're on your way.
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Yes Chris I Want Instant Access To
Help!! Someone Just Gave Me A Bonsai Tree!!
And The FREE Bonus Report
Indoor Bonsai Gardening: Can I Or Can't I?

I Know I Can Download My Step By Step Bonsai
Books Right Now...Even If It's 2am And I
Can't Wait!
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To Your Bonsai Success!
Christine Taylor
Ps:
I look forward to sharing my knowledge with you
soon. I know it can make an immediate impact on your
introduction to Bonsai gardening and caring for your
first Bonsai tree.
Remember, I'm so confident that it can help,
I'm offering a 100% money back guarantee!
Pps:
Just think, if you can get a handle on the basics,
you might just find, like I did, that this is a
wonderful relaxing and rewarding art that you may
just develop a lifelong passion for! Everyone
loves passion don't they?!;-)
Pps:
If you've made it this far I'm guessing you really
want to 'make a go of ' keeping your Bonsai tree
alive and well. Go ahead and grab your copy of the
book and you'll be on the right track. Act quickly
enough and you'll be able to get $10 off the price!
Click here to secure your copy now.
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